Given the proportion of your writing devoted to the subject, it's clear you spend a great deal of time in the bathroom. Me, I stop in once every other day or so for an internal cleansing.
Certainly over a minute.
Good job, Greg. :3 I'm so proud to have you as my brother.
BOOP BOOP BA DOOP MY NAME'S GREG EDELSTON I PEE ALL THE TIME.That being said, I have a similarly small bladder. Same person etc etc.