Greg Edelston, 11/21/00
- Get you'r [sic] gun.
- Fill it up.
- Go outside.
- Find a turkey.
- Get a good distance from it.
- Shoot.
- Shoot until you kill the turkey.
- Bring the turkey home.
- Give it a feather-cut. [I assume that I was referring to a turkey's equivalent of a haircut, but I'm not 100% sure.]
- Put it in the oven.
- Set the timer for 20 min.
- After 20 minutes, take it out.
- Set the table fancily.
- Get chairs.
- Let the turkey cool off.
- Invite people to dinner.
- Wait.
- Notice that the turkey is cold.
- Heat it up.
- Listen to the doorbell ring.
- Let you'r [sic] visitors in.
- Get the turkey.
- Eat the turkey.
- Enjoy!
- Save the leftovers.
- Throw it away after a week.
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I yearn for the days when I was this funny.
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ReplyDeleteThis was you at age 7?
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ReplyDeleteFYI, turkeys cook for hours, not 20 minutes, and they have to be defrosted first. My dad really wants to try putting a frozen turkey in the oven, then setting the oven to "clean" for the shortest cycle available (about 2 hours). For those of you wondering, the oven clean doesn't spray soap and water, it heats the oven so much that any mess gets burned off.
ReplyDeleteWELL THAT'S WHY YOU LATER REALIZE THAT IT'S TOO COLD OKAY
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