Greg Edelston, 11/21/00
- Get you'r [sic] gun.
- Fill it up.
- Go outside.
- Find a turkey.
- Get a good distance from it.
- Shoot.
- Shoot until you kill the turkey.
- Bring the turkey home.
- Give it a feather-cut. [I assume that I was referring to a turkey's equivalent of a haircut, but I'm not 100% sure.]
- Put it in the oven.
- Set the timer for 20 min.
- After 20 minutes, take it out.
- Set the table fancily.
- Get chairs.
- Let the turkey cool off.
- Invite people to dinner.
- Wait.
- Notice that the turkey is cold.
- Heat it up.
- Listen to the doorbell ring.
- Let you'r [sic] visitors in.
- Get the turkey.
- Eat the turkey.
- Enjoy!
- Save the leftovers.
- Throw it away after a week.
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I yearn for the days when I was this funny.